January 2012
December 2011
Anonymous asked: Dear Adam , I heart you. You have a nice smile. You make me smile c; You should date me ugh. Someday I will kiss you. You + me = strangers :c If I saw you now I’d hug you. I want to kiss you. I would build a fort just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be twinkle twinkle little star c:. We could lay down under the stars. Love, YOUR ANON (P.S. sorry for being anon.. you're...
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kurttcocaine:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
enneirdaadrienne asked: nineteen. you'd buy me things, yep.
Anonymous asked: hi. i hope this isnt entirely awkward, but i know you in real life. And I kind of sorta have a crush on you. I think you are super cute and nice! I want to talk to you more, but i am shy! :( anyways you're cute. I feel like this is super creepy so ill stop writing :$ bye!
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
the bible: once upon a fucking time this naked chick and this naked dude were naked in a fucking garden and the naked chick ate a fucking magical apple when a fucking talking snake was like nah nigga dont do that shit but she did it anyways and then humanity was fucked from there on out oops
the bible: true love between two men is also wrong
the bible: guys im totally legit
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!!
